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Sunday, September 14th, 2003
3:18 pm
have you ever been to an entirely traditional indian restaurant? i had the pleasure last night, first off you sat around on these comfy couchs, damn near laying down. there were funky carpets on the walls, and these funky indian movies with no subtitles playing. after 3 minutes there were already 4 dance numbers in the movie. ok then on with a 6 course meal, it was insane! then past 9 pm the bellydancer came out with this hilarious guiatr music that i had to bite my lip not to laugh. but anyways she danced around the room asking people to dance. JOSH BELLYDANCED WITH HER, and it was the most hilarious thing i have ever imagined to witness, josh truffle shuffling with this woman. i love my brother more than life itself. and i got some sweet deodorant

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Saturday, September 13th, 2003
6:29 pm
took that pre nursing test in lancaster, from 9 am to 2 in the afternoon, it was tought but doable. 2 parts anatomy, 2 parts bio, 1 part chem, 1 part physics, 2 part english, 1 part trig, 1 part algebra, 1 part fractions/whole numbers, 1 part pre-calc.

so after that its off to lancaster to get my RN, and then tranfer to a PA program and get a doctorate!

much school, but much fun, and much interesting times.

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Sunday, September 7th, 2003
7:30 pm
Went to robyn and lindsays, the best people in the world! found out how to make donuts from scratch, and that lesbians love cats. robyn learned to chrochet and hate clocks with me. jason saw midnight in the garden of good and evil, and andrew and molly, (the average married couple in the middle of a lesbian fun house) played video games and talked about star wars kid. which is hilarious star wars kid. planned a road trip i guess in two weeks. met all of joe and jasons roomates and found out who had the 6 pound tub of chili. gonna play axis and allies. and many more random but oh so amazing times. and im confused of houses that everyone smokes in, has cats, and still smells lovely. and once again they are some of the best people i have ever hung around. and its pass out time now the lack of nutrition and sleep hit me.

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Monday, September 1st, 2003
10:41 pm
matt moved in with jessica today! yes jessica from blockbuster, his manager.

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Sunday, August 24th, 2003
11:57 pm - no sleep and no sleep makes jeremy something something
ok many things have happened in the past couple of nights/moments, let me regurgitate them up for your pleasure:
-saw freddy vs jason again with my older brother who left for med school in pennsylvania
-stayed at jasons house and got no sleep watching ninja turtles 2 and 3 and waking up to him yelling at me "break the personal bubble!" i woke up covered in 5 dogs collective doghair and feeling like someones rectum.
-helped him move in all day, his apartment is great.
-got the new strech armstrong cd.
-wesley willis died, he was almost to maryland too....sigh rock on chicago.
-went swiming with matt and elliott.

am tired have to work early early and am filled with chicken.

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Friday, August 22nd, 2003
10:55 pm
heres an update for all you tenneseeaseans:

-about to go see freddy vs jason with josh, he leaves for his i believe second year of med school in two days.
-started lamb, by chris moore, its funny so far, i love his stuff beyond belief
-my mom left for some conference somewhere, house is dirty, i cooked dinner tonight and i think we are out of groceries
-im almost out of deodorant! but i heard theres a new axe flavor out there.
-i slept in today because of no work, they aparently called at like 830 this morning i got the message on my phone when i woke up at 2, they asked if i could come in before 12 because no one was there. i smiled but then felt bad, called them and acted like i just missed the message not that i was a lazy bastard
-warcraft 3 is so god damn addicting

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE PLAYS 3 SHOWS IN NEW YORK IN THE BEGGINING OF DECEMBER!!!! i am driving, reserve your seats with me now, i think th dates at 12, 13, 14, check the site.

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Monday, August 18th, 2003
12:18 am
wayne and i went to friendly's and got some kid who knew my brother, made the connection that i look like him and so on. so he was really obsessive over us and that might have been the reason why, he wouldnt leave us alone and it got to the point where it was hilarious. "hey buddy were gonna be ok, the next three times you come by, ok?" dicked around for a while, and we might go meet his sister tuesday, if shes anywhere as half as funny as wayne she'll be cool in my book. work in morning, too much cky.

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Sunday, August 17th, 2003
5:12 pm
i saw johnny and heather in the hospital today because heather was there for 48 hours. saw freddy vs jason. so good. i miss my friends terribly. sarah called me twice from kentucky i guess it was from a hotel, they ate half the cake and it stayed chilled, i dont know how they honestly felt about it, hah. visited amish land where my school is, its gonna be mad country conservative christian lonely land next year. but they have a bunch of all night diners and grocery stores and its cheap as all hell. the hot zone is a good book.

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Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
10:44 pm
Spent the bulk of the day on the side of the road on route 70 with cars driving by at 80 miles per hour, trying to get sarahs car moving with jason. tire blew out and flew around all over the place. jason took bits of it to make an art project but by me thinking about it now the scraps are still in my trunk. tow truck came because no other tire nor means to move it. now its sitting in a superfresh parking lot with one headlight working. and she leaves for tennesse tomorrow, thats not gonna happen. and i have to work in the morning. blast.

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Monday, August 11th, 2003
5:59 pm
Well off to DC to see an advanced show of Freddy Vs Jason.

i bet 12 dollars it's Jason, but i wont't ruin it.

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Saturday, August 9th, 2003
9:02 pm
those yellowjacket pills will kill you!

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2:29 pm
everyone hates paper moon, or believes that its food is terrible, but gosh darnit. i likes it. i thought for the second time being there everything was good except their coffee. and luckily, the sarah, didn't hit any cars this time. the soundtrack was 80's musac that made me want to see advnetures in babysitting which is one of my childhood favorite movies. sigh. maria my cousin emailed me, she got to chicago alright and gave me all her correct contact information, so if i ever want to roll up to the rock and roll mcdonalds and see wesley willis play then i have a place to stay. for those of you who dont know who the schizopherinic genious of wesley willis is go download him.

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Friday, August 8th, 2003
5:54 pm
good dead or bad?

today i exploded at someone who really pissed me off.
today i sat with an elderly woman in the hospital scared of her surgery consoled her and talked about baking techiques.

i also burnt myself on scalding water and droped the soap in the shower-i was alone though.

drink to the devil and dead to the rest yo ho ho and a bottle of yum yum jellybeans.

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1:36 am
sigh. just so many things sum up as that little gesture and action.

yo i was happy tonight. rock, must of been the coffee.
the person who knows me better than i know myself, and much the same vice versa, is moving far away, i knew this a long while, and assumed it would happen soon. its good, no great, its only not great because its still only good in my mind. because i wont let it be great, because its not fully to me. memories, of everything, good/bad/ugly/beautiful/smelly/and quite fragrent. things exchanged. things to hold on to to reclaim later. 12 dollars when should have been 2. ghosts that follow of states, ghosts that follow and one day stop and ghosts that play tricks, and things that haunt you. i like my life. its mine. and i have a feeling im going to be alone for a while, in more ways than one, and somewhere through the sweaty fake black hair, and shakey smile, is a bit of true honest happiness that has been null of for as long as i can remember. side not, livejournal is not a good psychiatrist. phew. well im leaving as well, its official and good for me, getting a dingy small and cheap apartment in a place where i know no one or no thing.

12 dollars and a roll in the grass. its great but its not dancing with no shoes on.

freddy vs jason

smiles will happen and sleep will come easier. good for all. i miss myself.
and one more sigh for good luck.

current mood: okay

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
7:57 pm
because i have to fill in for some of my friends this week, i work with the doctors more than usual. today i assisted in giving a corazon shot to a 17 year old girl, who happened to be afraid of needles. she told us this as she was standing up and passing out to fall flat on her chin, proceeding to get 5 stiches under her jaw bone. i felt bad, we all knew this girl, she comes in regularly to PT, for a shoulder impingement, and she even wants to volunteer to help me and some of the other guys out. so we all felt bad, regardless she will still help us come september so it will all be happy. just no needles then.

dance fools

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Monday, August 4th, 2003
7:05 pm - theres a pulse yet in the old fool
hey kis havent updated in a while, showing i still have a pulse. this week i work well thats all i do because the other techs took a vacation together dammit, i dont even think i have time to sleep but we'll see what happens. then saturday is otakon where im gonna watch sean continue to make fun of fanboys like he has every past year because of ddr. and damn ive gotten a lot of chrocheted work done, its wacky. plus i got a capcom watch that makes me laugh. and...gauging my ears and what not, thinking about getting my tongue horizontally pierced.

get the cool get the cool shoe shine.

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2003
12:28 am
It’s a funny thing being taken under the wing of a dragon. It’s warmer than you think.

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Monday, July 28th, 2003
3:26 am - and then there were none
everyone knows me, everyone knows what i do and how i do it, and exactly how terrible a person i am. i dont recall once having anyone talk to me, about me, or about how i do/do things but thats alright. nothing is real without third party perspective, i like to say clitche things like that. much like previous people im sure im gonna to be pushed away. goodnight all.

10 Little Indian Boys went out to dine
one choked his little self, And Then There Were Nine
9 Little Indian Boys sat up very late
one overslept himself, And Then There Were Eight
8 Little Indian Boys travelling in Devon
one said he'd stay, And Then There Were Seven
7 Little Indian Boys chopping up sticks
one chopped himself in halves, And Then There Were Six
6 Little Indian Boys playing with a hive
a bumble bee stung one, And Then There Were Five
5 Little Indian Boys going in for law
one got in Chancery, And Then There Were Four
4 Little Indian Boys going out to sea
a Red herring swallowed one, And Then There Were Three
3 Little Indian Boys walking in the zoo
a big bear hugged one, And Then There Were Two
2 Little Indian Boys sitting in the sun
one got frizzled, And Then There Was One

1 Little Indian Boy left all alone
he went and hanged himself And Then There Was None

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Sunday, July 27th, 2003
11:34 pm
You play videogames? Well welcome to dorksville? Why don't you ask your girlfriend how cool your fucking videogames are?

Whether or not you have a girlfriend is part of the test.

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4:19 pm
30 white horses standing on a red hill
first they clamp, then they stamp, then they stand still.

what is it.

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